"Hahaha! The little pudding's wind-up time is way too long, isn't it?"
That cracked me up! When Gurgle Gurgle said he'd "eliminate" you — was he basically calling you an evildoer?
"Movie Emperor Mu's niece is so adorable! I wonder what color burlap sack she prefers? I'll go get one ready right now!"
"Sure! You all go after Little Milk Bun — I'm going after my own brother. Becoming Little Milk Bun's auntie means I'll be right there by his side, the waterside pavilion gets the moonlight first, meh-heh-heh..."
The bullet comments were flooding in like crazy, but Little Milk Bun had no idea……
Only to see An Bao seize the peach-wood sword and charge straight at Liu He!
The chubby little short legs bounced along, each hop sending the baby fat on the tiny face jiggling and trembling.
Immediately, An Bao's peachwood sword came down hard on Liu He's head. Liu He let out a miserable cry and looked at An Bao in terror.
But An Bao's childish little face was drawn taut, utterly solemn, and that peach-wood sword seemed to have eyes of its own — no matter how Liu He twisted and dodged, it found its mark on his head with unerring accuracy every single time!
"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death, you wicked spirit!"
The little dumpling swung a peach wood sword that stood taller than she did, all the while muttering away under her breath.
Liu He was furious!
How could I let myself be pushed around like this by a mere child?
At once, Liu He shot An Bao a vicious glare and raised his hand to strike her.
"An Bao!!!" Mu Yunshang's heart lurched the moment she saw Liu He strike, and she rushed over at once in a desperate bid to save An Bao.
But…
Before Mu Yunshang could even reach An Bao, she saw An Bao innocently tilt his little head to the side and stretch out a chubby little hand to press down on Liu He's.
Liu He tried with all his might to pull his hand free, but…
Liu He never would have imagined that such a tiny little dumpling of a thing could have such a powerful grip!!!
He mustered every ounce of his strength, yet could not move so much as a hair's breadth!!!
Instead, several more resounding *thwack thwack thwack* blows came raining down on his head, and the pain had Liu He howling and yelping.
Mu Yunshang fell silent.
Big brother's daughter… truly just like him, isn't she… quite something special…
The livestream room had already erupted into a frenzy!
"Oh my god, oh my god! A violent little loli?"
"Honestly… is this really not scripted?"
"I think so too. After all, that streamer is a full-grown man — how on earth could he possibly lose to a little baby?"
"I heard Film Emperor Mu has been gearing up to take on a father-daughter variety show lately — could this little dumpling actually be that guest kid?"
The livestream chat erupted in a flurry of speculation, with everyone clearly beginning to suspect Little Milk Ball.
Just as more and more people were flooding into the livestream, the screen suddenly went dark…
The fans watching the livestream let out anguished wails one after another!
Because the last frame to appear on the livestream screen was Mu Yunshang's face!
It was Mu Yunshang who turned off the livestream!
Just then, the people from "Lanyue" finally heard the commotion and came rushing in, hauling Liu He up and dragging him out.
An Bao watched as Liu He was dragged out, growing anxious and wanting to lunge forward again — only to be caught around the waist by Mu Yunshang in one lazy, effortless scoop.
Mu Yunshang said with a helpless air: "Alright, An Bao—ahem—that's enough. You can't just go around hitting people; it's against the law, and if your Sixth Uncle finds out, he'll definitely give you a lecture."
Cradled in Mu Yunshang's arms, An Bao watched Liu He being dragged away, a trace of pity in her eyes.
To be precise, it was the pitch-black, trembling dark shadow perched on Liu He's shoulder that heaved a sigh, addressing Mu Yunshang with an air of indulgence: "Ah… Third Uncle, you've gone and ruined An Bao's fun. But never mind — An Bao isn't angry. You're Third Uncle, after all. You have special privileges."
"……" Thank you……
The dark shadow sprawled across Liu He's body also looked toward Mu Yunshang with deep gratitude.
Human children are absolutely terrifying!!! If it hadn't clung on tight just now, its soul would have been scattered to the winds!!!
The manager of "Lanyue" was at that very moment wiping cold sweat from his brow, hastily offering Mu Yunshang one apology after another.
They at Lanyue place the utmost importance on guest privacy — protecting guest privacy is, in fact, one of Lanyue's defining hallmarks!
But now, an internet celebrity had barged in and caused such a scene…
"We are truly sorry, Mr. Mu. What happened today was a dereliction of duty on our part. Please, you simply must forgive us — consider this meal a gesture of compensation from us here at Lanyue. It's on the house. Would that be acceptable…"
Mu Yunshang was holding An Bao in his arms, originally intending to lose his temper, but after hearing the manager's words, he couldn't help the corners of his mouth curling up as he asked earnestly, "Really?"
"Of course, of course. As long as Mr. Mu can find it in his heart to forgive us, we will not only waive today's bill entirely, but also present Mr. Mu with our Lanyue Black Gold Card. With this card, no matter which city Mr. Mu happens to be in, we will deliver any dishes you desire to your door as swiftly as possible."
Lanyue's hallmarks, beyond its strict confidentiality of guests' privacy, also extended to the standards it upheld for outside delivery.
A black-gold card at Lanyue is exceedingly rare — it is not something that can simply be obtained by spending money.
But if one could obtain the Black Gold Card, they would enjoy Lanyue's exceptional delivery service……
Word has it that the delivery service features dishes personally prepared by the mysterious owner behind Lanyue—and without exception, not a single person who has tasted the cooking has had anything but praise for it!
Once, a fortunate soul who had come into possession of a Black Card placed a Lanyue delivery order while in America — only to find, that very same evening, the delivery arriving by helicopter, personally piloted by the shadowy boss behind Lanyue itself!!
And for this very reason, Lanyue's black-gold card became all the more an object of fervent desire that countless people eagerly sought after.
Though the Mu family was itself a great clan, Mu Yunshang was no less curious about the owner of this Lanyue establishment.
Upon hearing the manager's words, she smiled at once, accepted the black gold card without hesitation, then tucked it into An Bao's hand, and said warmly to the manager: "Lanyue's service is truly exceptional. Thank you, Manager."
"Not at all, not at all… As long as Mr. Mu has calmed down, that's all that matters."
Mu Yunshang raised an eyebrow, gave the manager a meaningful look, then swept his gaze over the towering stack of dishes piled high on the table, and left Lanyue in fine spirits with the little milk bun in tow.
Only after Mu Yunshang had left did the manager finally let out a long sigh of relief. Good, good…
So long as Lanyue's reputation can be preserved, that will be enough!
Surprisingly, that Film Emperor Mu turned out to be so easy to talk to.
The manager smiled and sent someone to tidy up the private room, but the moment he turned around and caught sight of the stacks upon stacks of empty dishes, he froze.
"This… all of this is for Film Emperor Mu and the others to eat???"
"Uh... Manager, didn't you just see it? I thought you already knew..."—an innocent rhetorical question directed at the server standing to the side.
“……”
The manager's heart ached!
He said that this Film Emperor Mu wasn't exactly known to be easy to deal with in the rumors — so how come he was in such a good mood today!
So you were waiting here all along!!
Every ingredient used at their Lanyue was extraordinarily expensive! An ordinary person eating a single meal there would likely spend tens of thousands!
And the amount Mu Yunshang and the others ate… was probably no less than what a whole company would put away at a team-building dinner…
"Damn it! Where is that influencer? I'm suing them!! Suing them for all they're worth! I will make them pay back every single cent!!!"
When Mu Yunshang returned to the villa with An Bao, the butler came rushing anxiously down from upstairs. He froze for a moment upon seeing Mu Yunshang and little An Bao, then spoke in a panic: "This is terrible, Third Young Master — the First Young Master has suddenly fallen unconscious for no apparent reason. The doctor came but couldn't make heads or tails of it, and the Second Young Master might be in surgery — no one is picking up his phone..."
"What?" Mu Yunshang's expression shifted instantly. He hurried upstairs in quick, urgent strides.
Seeing this, An Bao hurried after them in a rush, calling out in a soft, babyish voice: "Third Uncle, Third Uncle, An Bao wants to go look too."